COLD HOT
READS THE WHOLE FUNNEL, NOT ONE CHANNEL
A VERDICT, NOT A DASHBOARD
AI Creative Director

Your ROAS
just got
ROASTED.

One click reads Meta, Google, TikTok, your store, and email — and gives you a blunt, direct report: what to scale, what to kill, and a ready brief for your next video. No dashboards. No sugar-coating.

✓ No credit card ✓ Analysis in < 2 min ✓ Meta · Google · TikTok · Shopify · Mailchimp
Scanning account — live
Video — "Before / After"
ROAS 4.2 · 61 orders
Scale
Static — product shot
ROAS 3.1 · 4 orders
Not enough data
UGC — testimonial
ROAS 0.8 · 22 orders
Kill
Verdict for this account 2 SCALE · 1 KILL

The whole funnel, not one channel.

01 — Ads

Meta, Google, TikTok

Never reads ROAS in isolation — cross-checks it against order count and campaign duration, so a small sample can't fake the analysis.

02 — Store

Shopify / WooCommerce

Compares what the ad promises to what actually sells — including stock issues that can flip the verdict.

03 — Email

Mailchimp campaigns

Open rate, click rate, and recipient count — your best campaign needs a real sample, not just a good percentage.